DAD JOKES
why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
if two vegans are having an argument...
Is it still considered beef?
A limbo pro walks into a bar...
He lost
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
Parents don't really go on vacation...
They just take care of their kids in a different city
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints
How do fish get high?
Sea Weed
Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?
Because you can't take the Lord's name in vein.