why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb

if two vegans are having an argument...

Is it still considered beef?

A limbo pro walks into a bar...

He lost

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

Parents don't really go on vacation...

They just take care of their kids in a different city

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints

How do fish get high?

Sea Weed

Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?

Because you can't take the Lord's name in vein.